The Jokes of this house

Caitlyn, My sister is a very good joker :) Witch means she makes up jokes that are very funny!
My dad also is a good joker and he made a joke to!
Here are the jokes:

Q: What did the cool guy say to his dad when he "tooted?"
A:  "Too-tally" cool man!

That was awesome and it sounds a lot more funny when some one says it.
Now this is my dads joke!
He based it of the joke that was already made.
Maybe you know it but maybe not. So i am going to say the whole joke!

Some one Farts.

"Pooh What stinks?!"

"He who smelt it delt it!"

"He who said the Rime did the crime!"

This is the one dad made up!

"He who thinks he is a poet, out of his butt did blow it!"

Our Christmas Presents

Today we got a ton of Christmas presents.  Every one was exited.  We all had gotten about 10 at the most!  We had defiantly gotten some big ones! But there were small ones to.  About the size of a jewelry box. My little sister and my mom had this conversation about them.  I thought i would keep a record of the funny things she says. So i am recording her conversations and it starts with this:

My Sister:  "Mom, I really think that those little boxes are from either Jared or Kay."
Mom:  " Well Honey, not exactly. Jared and Kay are really expensive and i don't think that grandma would ever need to give you presents with that much value! "
My sister:  " Well then, why does Grandma love us so much and why does the the commercial say: Every Kiss Begins With Kay?"
Mom:  " Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! You watch to muck TV!"

From then on my sister has said always when it is time to watch TV:
" Mom i would rather get a Jared neclas then to suffer my love and watch TV"

So that is my story and remember i am going to keep a record on the funny things that my sister say's!

Music Video!

This a music video of a 8 year old girl! She has her Attitude!
The music video is called "Whip My Hair!"
It is from YouTube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymKLymvwD2U

She definitely has long hair!

Ice Skating

I am totally into Figure Skating!  I do take lesson's.  I skate 2 time's a week and I am in freestyle 4. 
The levels are really hard! These are the levels:
Pre Alpha.
Alpha.
Beta .
Gamma.
Delta.
Freestyle 1.
Freestyle 2.
Freestyle 3.
Freestyle 4.
Freestyle 5.
Freestyle 6.

  I Have been to 1 competition and been in 4!  I have been skating for 6 years.  I really want to keep skating and maybe even get to the Olympics one day!

Christmas Tree

We got our Christmas tree yesterday night.  It was -10 degree's.  I still do not know why my dad persuaded us to go that night!  We get our tree's at ACE Hardware.  So we were getting our tree and my little sister falls!  She is only two so she started balling! We had to go home!  After we were warm and had just gotten dinner dad said: " OK I am going out to get our Christmas tree right now and no one is coming with."

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OK so he came back with this lopsided tree!  he tried to put it up :0 Of course he tried and tried and he just could not do it!  He got one of our friends to come and help us put it up. We were going to decorate our tree but we decided not to and let the Tree thaw.

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The next morning we looked at the tree and it was totally Crooked!  We Trimmed it and it is more like a tree now.  Right now we are decorating our tree!  We have loads of fun ornaments!

Thanks Giving

Thanks Giving is one of my favorite holidays besides Christmas of course!~ Tomorrow for Thanks Giving we are going to have a lot of our friends over to eat with us. The three oldest kids in our family have a special thing that we make it could be a desert of appetizer. Every year I always get to make the Cranberry Sauce and I know the recipe by heart!

1. The things that you need are: One bag of cranberry's,One cup of Sugar and One cup of Water
2. Second, Mix the Water and Sugar to boil in a pot ( On high)
3. After that Boils add your cranberry's cook on light for ten minutes
4. After the ten minutes turn of the burner and put on the top to the pot and let it sit till room temp.
5. Put it in your fridge
6.  Then serve after it is cold

It is always are family tradition! My older sister makes the Apple Pie! My younger sister makes the Pumpkin  Pie! Then we always make Ice Box Cake together!

1.  Your Ingredients: Famous Chocolate Round Wafers and Cool Whip
2. Second, Take your whipped cream and put it on your Wafer's on only one side
3.  Put them together like a log with the part of whipped cream together
4. Then put whipped cream on the top like the cover of the log 
5. Next freeze it over night 
6. Then Chill to warm temp.
7. And Serve!!!

I hope you like our family traditions!

 

The Night Fairy

The Night Fairy is a book i just finished.  I do not care for books a lot but this book suddenly caught my attention! I have to write a book report for school and I first chose harry potter and the goblet of fire.  And then, ever since i have read this book i have wanted to change my book report book. So i wrote about The Night Fairy. And here it is:

 The Night Fairy is written by Laura and Amy Schlitz in 2010, Illustrated by Angela Berrit. I am sure you can get it at any book store or barrow the book from the Library.  I got my copy from the Library.

This story is about a fairy called Flory.  How ever this story is not true, it is fiction.  In this story Flory's wings get bitten off by a bat (on accident) and she gets lost in a Giantess's Garden.  Giantess in this story means Humans.  She lives in a Bird House and meets two friends, Skiggle, a squirrel, and a humming bird.  The one thing you need to know about Skiggle is that Skiggle is a Hungry Skiggle and he will eat any thing!!  The humming bird is very selfish and she does not really acknowledge Flory as much as Skiggle does. 

 My favorite part of this book is when Flory The Fairy needs to ride on Skiggle.  She bribes him in letting her ride on him.  She bribes him with food.  Of Course because he is a hungry Skiggle!  What kind of food does she bribe him with?  What is the whole story about? Find out when you read the book!

                                                         Emma Ward.

I hope you like this book and share the joy in reading it like i did. Here is a link to
the book:  The Night Fairy

                  

Family Camp

          This is Family Camp, we go there very year. We all love it! And here you will get to see why!~

You Always Meet new fiends!~

They have Horse Lessons!~

The lake is every ones fave place to go!~

Family Helpers Are always nice and are always there for you. ( in case it gets a little out of hand for the parents!)

We always look forward to Shooting the rockets at the end of the week!~

 Ice block sliding in the summer is always really really fun!~

even when wipe outs are coming when we no it!~

All is well and every one is snuggled in are lovely comfortable bunk beds at the end of each day.

If you are intrested in this camp for your family visit this website:


http://www.villagecreek.net/

Hope you have as much fun as we did!

School! :(

Today for school we went to a home school program. It was fun although it requires a lot of memorization! We learn a lot of things History Science and of course: Math.At school the kids (my age) are all into SILLY BANZ! One kids even has 110! I just got started on the whole thing and I have already 56. You can bye them basically any where! I usually bye them at Target but they have them at Clair's and Hallmark and lots of other places Cub to. Silly Banz are lots of fun but a lot of the people who bye them don't care what the price is! I even heard that there is a 500 pack at Target over bye the place where the base ball cards are! WOW that is amazing i don't think that i would want that many! Even if I LOVED them  more then I do right know!

Little Brother!

I really hope that he grows up to be my very own special brother and the older he gets the handsomer her gets!~

and he will always be MINE!~

Thats What Friends Are For!~

 This is me and my three of my other friends!~
At a wedding! I like it because it shows that we are in a circle of friendship together!~

Little Baby!

                                                         This is my little sis!~
                                         The older she gets the cuter she gets!~